Musicals: Quick Versions
Ex-criminal can't catch a fucking break. Crazy cop can't handle multi-dimensional personalities. Boring love interest remains everyone's least favorite character. Everyone you love dies.
The Phantom of the Opera:
Overly dramatic opera singer is caught between a dick boyfriend and a serious case of Stockholm syndrome.
Misunderstood loner chick tries to help people and everyone fucks her over anyway.
West Side Story:
Romeo and Juliet with really tame gangs and sassy Puerto Ricans.
If your asshole love interest doesn't like your personality, change everything about yourself.
Freaky looking cats. That's it. There's literally no plot.
WHAT SHOULD I COSPLAY TO NAKA-KON???