Hi I'm Moony and I prefer to avoid gendered pronouns because wow that's just a shitstorm waiting to happen. I post about my feels and things I enjoy and feels about things I enjoy.
→ Robert De Niro @ the 2014 Academy Awards (via exuberant-imperfection)
if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what
Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.
“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”