virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

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lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

After the first run through of a show it’s like

hello-tf-things:

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Artist: chenyakumo.tumblr.com
Track: "its exactly what it looks like."
Plays: 183,570 plays

mxcleod:

When you’re taking notes and you look away for a second and look back up and 
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nebroska:

people be like “if you tell me to quiet down in public then ur the worst kinda of person” like bitch shut the fuck up if you’re screaming your fucking head off outside its disturbing other people and rude in general like keep your fucking voice down

regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”