tags:
#pjo

billyxkaplan:

If you feel that piper’s life revolves around jason too much maybe instead of criticizing the fictional female character for having a love interest you should criticize the real old white male who is writing her in a way that focuses on her love interest instead of developing multiple facets of her character that hold equal weight to her relationship

A Halloween PSA

pixiesizedprincess:

Halloween store are popping up, which means that no matter how offensive you find the costumes, DO NOT harass the employees or make their lives miserable by defacing merchandise. They are seasonal, minimum wage workers and attacking them gets you nowhere.

tags:
#kingburu
#nebroska

Somehow in this fic Felix/Ruby happened and
I’m kinda not sorry

You know what I could go for right now?
Panel confirmations

tags:
#moon talk

I hate being siiiiiiick

foxeglove:

when thinking about your ot3, consider this:

• which two team up to try and stop the other from buying ugly furniture for the house?

• which one is always bringing home silly hats to put on the more serious partner’s head?

• which one is constantly talking with their mouth full, and which partner gets offended by their bad manners?

• who does the taxes

• who tries to help with the taxes and only makes it more difficult

• which partner is morally against paying taxes

(Source: foxeglove)

tags:
#kkm
Anonymous sent:

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

tags:
#same

missl0uis:

I swear to god if it snows early in Nebraska I’m going to pull a tree out of the ground.

offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

tags:
#true

jack-sparrow:

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

true